What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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