brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Randomize
