I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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