Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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