Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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