He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
i would punch a child for taco bell
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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