Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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