Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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