I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
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Goodbee
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Randomize