and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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