What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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