Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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