Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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