I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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