You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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