Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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