Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
