I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
