My hair reeks of homosexuality.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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