found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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