people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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