You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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