I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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