Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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