So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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