Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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