When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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