He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
Randomize
