How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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