So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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