but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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