you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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