Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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