I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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