i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Randomize
