stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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