belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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