Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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