I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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