Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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