whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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