if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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