I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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