Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
this will be a night to untag.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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