Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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