Just fell off a train. Bad.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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