Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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