yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
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