can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
im holly from the hills drunk
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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