do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
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