Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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