Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
