So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
