I love watching others lives come down to our level.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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