so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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