thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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